I always wanted to be an astronaut

It was mostly because of the cool rides the astronauts got to go on. The one that spun round and round was the most attractive. Maybe if I had actually applied myself in school, I could have got the marks needed in Maths and Science to get me to NASA. But I didn't.

And now I'm quite glad I'm not an astronaut.

But there is a little part of me that's sad when I see pictures like this:

This is Hells Tells signing out.